Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

by BBTaddict February 28, 2018

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

tea show

When a bunch of co-workers (especially computer programming nerds) all flock together in a group to the office Flavia machine and make tea. This event can take place up to four times a day, and usually morphs into an extended period of social interaction, which is a primary culprit of burning company time.

"Man I'm thirsty."
"Yeah, let's do the tea show!"
::all participants flock like girls to the machine::
"So how is your World of Warcraft character?"
::discussion about WoW then continues for 3 hours::

by kinless September 2, 2008

E-Tea

Tea with E, or any other pills dissolved in it.

JENI: "i want some kangra!"
LOU: "get some e-tea!"

by AmylaseII May 7, 2008

Spill the tea

A word teenage girls use to tell each other gossip. It can be anything from a guy to talking bad about someone to even what they did yesterday. Also confuses parents

Abigail: Did you see what Connor did yesterday
Hailey: omg no spill the tea
Abigail: he was talking about you
Hailey:omg Connor is so hot 🤤

by Roidboi17 May 1, 2019