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turkeyass 

An insult, generally good natured, but stern. Often used as a verb in addition to other terms.
example a. What's up with THAT, turkeyass?

example b. That fool was a straight turkeyassed monkeyfucker!
turkeyass by cretino July 19, 2006

Turkey Face 

The act of Slapping a girls has so hard it leave a hand print like when you were in school and traced your hand to make a turkey around thanksgiving. After you smack her ass, you gobble like a turkey.
Her ass so fine its deserving of a turkey face.
Turkey Face by bussdat November 10, 2010

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.
Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

Turkey Tom 

A youtube commentary channel, however his videos tend to include more video editing and extensive research than most, and can be considered more like documentaries. He is best known for his trademark red hoodie and referring to viewers "chicken chads".
Turkey Tom by ChickenChad December 29, 2019

Turkey Face 

A turkey face is when a girl puts a mans penis in her mouth so the ball sack is hanging over her chin and another person sticks a camera inbetween his legs at the very top and takes a picture so the girl looks like a turkey
Turkey Face by Lele S April 12, 2007

turkey baster 

When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
After becoming far too aware of what exactly a turkey baster is, Donna yelled for a towel.