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Tom Gregory

This person is a speccy neek, he licks bumholes and sucks chodes for breakfast and takes it up his batty in the evening, once again he is a speccy neek
Wow Tom Gregory is a speccy neek
by Ya nans hairy muff November 25, 2021
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Tom DeLonge

o my god he is hott ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt i can not belive it he rox at singing and he is soo hott it is so awesome i wish i could meet him between him and joel madden its hard to choose i can't deside wo is hottest its really hard but i think joel madden is hotter i saw him 1 too he is so hott i almost fainted well mabe joel isent hotter i never saw him
he is a total hottie
by gwen March 20, 2005
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Tom Felton

A one hell of a sexy beast that needs to get into my bed, right now. I'm not even kidding. Girls go wild for him. he also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter.
"Tom Felton/No Shirt is my OTP"
by ickle-weaslette October 15, 2011
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Tom Jones

A man who cheats so much it causes his or wife or girlfriend to lose their mind. Coined after the famous Welsh singer and ladies man, Tom Jones, whose wife became shattered by her husband’s numerous infidelities.
“He did a Tom Jones on her.”

“How’s Jane”
“Well Sam did a Tom Jones on her, she is now fragile as glass, and won’t even go out in public.”

Tarnower pulled a Tom Jones on Jean Harris, and she ended up pulling a trigger.

My mom had a nervous breakdown after my dad pulled a Tom Jones on her.
by literary.muse September 2, 2010
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Tom Brady

The quarterback for The New England Patriots. Everyone hates him, he spanks every other team, he is easily the GOAT, he has 4 rings, and he's balls deep in a supermodel
by Lord_Lebanon June 18, 2016
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Tom Swifty

When a girl spits on her hands and smack's the guys dick until it's red.
girl - "don't talk to me like that or i'll give you a tom swifty!

boy - "omg her tom swifty's definitely turn me on"
by tacosareyum October 23, 2011
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Tom Brady

I decided to Tom Brady on my wife because I don't love her anymore.
by Bizzle3131 May 13, 2015
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