van heugten

The best type of family out there. its famous by a boy called something with a "J".

van Heugten the bEst!

by van Heugten May 31, 2017

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

Vans

People who wear these are the most chill people ever. They also skate and are super kind.

I wear Vans that means I am not a virgin.

by nottheweekend August 1, 2022

Van Pham

she loves cats. maybe too much. she also meows. idk why. help

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by nutsie October 12, 2022

Van Helsing procedure

The method for destroying a vampire espoused by Abraham Van Helsing, MD, PhD, DLitt, JD, etc, etc, etc. It calls for driving a stake through the undead one's heart, cutting off its head, stuffing its mouth with garlic, and placing the head between its knees. It nearly always works unless Hollywood needs to resurrect the vampire for a sequel.

"We'll make sure Lush Rimjob stays in his grave by applying the Van Helsing procedure."

by Phlatus the Elder February 28, 2023

van peng

If you see a nigga van peng betta hide all yall

shi because a nigga gon take all yalls mfs stuff, also he’ll fuck all yalls bitch

When van peng walk on the streeth doin his pimp walk dont nobady get in the way

OG foe life😎

by Van peng November 23, 2021

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021