The Only Apple On The Tree

the only homosexual person in your room

Random Girl- Dang she the only apple on the tree.

by luna.red December 2, 2019

doesn't shake a tree

I cannot place the name to the face, and therefore I do not recognize them. Imagine a tree of apples. And when you hold or hug the tree trunk and shake the tree, apples will fall to the ground for you to consume. Well if the apples are not shook hard enough, they might not defy gravity! So gravity is not defied and therefore recognition is not confirmed!

I tried to figure out who you are talking about but it doesn't shake a tree!

by Momandcadenrock May 22, 2018

Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party

Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020

yellow palm tree

When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.

"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"

by Execius August 28, 2019

nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

Dollar Tree Addict

Somebody that has a severe obsession with Dollar Tree and refuses to by anything else at other stores.

Alex is your grandma a Dollar Tree Addict LOL!
Jake you're such a Dollar Tree Addict.

by ASS this December 4, 2020

Little tree fresh

When a chicks vagina is so stanky you have to hang little tree air fresheners off of your cock to kill the smell. Black ice is the best. It's also advised that you wrap it up.

Did you fuck kelsey last night bro?
Yeah, her pussy stank so bad I had to do a little tree fresh

by Rob Van Winkle June 27, 2017