kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 28, 2017

king bob

to spread your ass cheeks on a window or a wall and shit

Timmy don't king bob on the wall poop in the toilet

by grussy July 23, 2022

nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.

He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.

by freaksho September 20, 2009

hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017

nipple king

The lord of Nippleoplious the mightest empire in the 69 kingdoms people fear the might of the Nipple King the man who sits upon the throne of Nipples fear him and all of his glory

"I AM THE NIPPLE KING!"

by Cel135 November 25, 2017

slut king

King of the sluts. The man who outdoes them all and rules over slutdom. The sluttiest of them all.

After countless one night stands and juggling 4-10 women at once, the years grew colder and unloving. Slut King Dylan grew tired of his crown and retired it. But after dating a crazy woman for almost a year and breaking up with her, Dylan set out to reclaim his throne and the world of slutdom!

by HAPTK January 30, 2015

king dougie

a gay black pornstar who recently became popular off tiktok slideshow audios that contain him dicking down another (muscular) black man. the audios are usually slowed and have reverb to keep the 2 second attention span most people have on that app.

Some quotes include:
"Does that stroke feel good, King?"
"How good is that dick, bitch!"
"I got yo consent right? You're submissive to me."
"You understand why they call me king now, right?"
"Have you ever been fucked this good?"

me: "king dougie can have sex with another man and make it hilarious"

friend: "no way"

by deliciousdirt June 20, 2023