J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019

Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.

Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"

by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022

J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.

If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.

by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010

shay-j

An outstanding blow job

Named after someone who gives outstanding blow jobs

“Yo I got an amazing shay-j the other day”

by officalstan August 19, 2019

J-Dubs

Johnson & Johnson vaccine. J-squared, or double J.

You ain't getting up in this club unless you rocking them J-Dubs, my dude.

by Haricots Verts December 2, 2021

Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology

sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better

by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010

Plop J's

This is short for pajamas.

I am going to put on my plop j's before I go to bed.

by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016