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J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)
J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.
by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019
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Jupiter J

African-American 6 foot tall man who's a chad, 15 inch penis, all the hoes ong.
Cristian: "OMG IS THAT Jupiter J I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK AHHHHHHH!!!"
by Jupiter's Defs March 21, 2022
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J Blocking

This is the art of being cock blocked by a guy when making advances on another guy. Usually they guys are two close friends and the one blocking you wants you for himself.
If I was making advances on this guy I was attracted to and a mutual friend came in and was J Blocking me.
by Mistress of Darkness March 6, 2010
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shay-j

An outstanding blow job

Named after someone who gives outstanding blow jobs
“Yo I got an amazing shay-j the other day
by officalstan August 19, 2019
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J-Dubs

You ain't getting up in this club unless you rocking them J-Dubs, my dude.
by Haricots Verts December 2, 2021
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Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology
sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better
by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010
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Plop J's

I am going to put on my plop j's before I go to bed.
by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016
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