laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

d33k in the eye

describes an unfortunate incident or occurence, often painful and unforeseeable. Not a sexual reference.

That's a d33k in the eye.

by cameron April 7, 2004

heart eyes

Tana Mongeau

when she turns her phone on nighttime for you ‘ heart eyes ‘

by shreksdonkey November 2, 2019

lion eyes

human eyes when they are in love

whne you fall deep in love with a woman her lion eyes grip you by the chest

by amy miller September 16, 2006

Virgin Eyes

When you’ve lost your virginity, but the lights were off, and you couldn’t see the other person. Therefore, see no evil, do no evil.

(Person 1) Woah man, you lost your virginity to Jack last night?!
(Person 2) Yeah, but the lights were off, so I still have virgin eyes.

by TheBluEagle86 November 28, 2017

Zombie eye

You're having sex and your partners glass eye pops out so you pull out and forcefully ejaculate into their empty eye socket

She would have made her interview but I gave her the zombie eye

by Blissfulbro May 23, 2016

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.

That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

by Bobby Wetfeather July 31, 2004