California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.

“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”

by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021

California sweatpants

otherwise known as basketball shorts

It is so hot today Oliver wore his California sweatpants

by Ihave10toes3 November 28, 2015

California Gold Digger

This is more of a phrase then a stand alone word. The california gold digger is the process of sticking thumb in your mouth and the other in your ass hole. Then you switch over a short period of time. This be done to someone or for more fun in a group. To do this you need your friend, partner, husband, wife, jail inmate, etc. You and the other individual start by sticking your thumbs in your mouth. You then stick your finger in the others ass hole and then switch your fingers. You can he creative with the holes, adding more people, and by using your imagination.

Here is an example in a work environment:

You: Hey boss I'm going to take a 10 minute break. My sexual urges are to intense right now. I'm going to be in the bathroom performing a California Gold Digger.

by Anon2789 January 13, 2021

California Sick

When you aren't sick but you don't go to work anways

Tomorrow is going to be one of those California Sick days

by ravanasha January 31, 2023

california screamer

When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.

Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."

Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."

by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

by Bagggofweeed July 9, 2021