Arizona Tea Can

Used to refer to an extremely long and thick penis.
This became popular after images of men's cocks compared to an Arizona Tea can became popular online.

He has got an Arizona Tea Can in his pants.

God blessed my boyfriend with an Arizona Tea can dick.

by Gay Cola Girl November 16, 2016

my tea is in a sack

When you order tea and it comes in a sack.

"MY TEA IS IN A SACK! HELP"

by IMAFATBALLOFFAT November 28, 2018

Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.

Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson

by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020

Spill the tea

The origins of this term does not come in the 1990’s. It’s from the time of Slavery in the south. The plantation owners would gather together and bring their slave mistresses. While the plantation owners would talk shop the “mistresses” would have tea and gossip.

Example: See ‘12 Years A Slave’/ Mistresses Shaw

Sally looked forward to the afternoons Tom Jefferson took her to spill the tea with other slave women.

by Honey Fly the 11th October 31, 2019

tea show

When a bunch of co-workers (especially computer programming nerds) all flock together in a group to the office Flavia machine and make tea. This event can take place up to four times a day, and usually morphs into an extended period of social interaction, which is a primary culprit of burning company time.

"Man I'm thirsty."
"Yeah, let's do the tea show!"
::all participants flock like girls to the machine::
"So how is your World of Warcraft character?"
::discussion about WoW then continues for 3 hours::

by kinless September 2, 2008

E-Tea

Tea with E, or any other pills dissolved in it.

JENI: "i want some kangra!"
LOU: "get some e-tea!"

by AmylaseII May 7, 2008

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010