Soft lob

A set up for a joke so obvious that pretty much anyone could go for it. Analogous to an easy pitch that anyone could hit out of the park.

He: So we're having fish tacos tonight. I've never tried fish tacos before.

She: Where were you last night?

He: Oh. Right. I guess that was a pretty soft lob, looking back on it.

by GaySexPartiezUnveiled October 12, 2011

soft war

State of War between Putin's Russia and US which aims prevention of third world war on a new level

Russians lost in cold war in order to win in soft war I think, we are in era of soft war now...isn't it?

by carusel_man April 16, 2014

soft tissue

Persons that looks big, strong, or buff, but truly weak and soft on the inside

Grab that dresser and run it up to the third floor, soft tissue!

by jedi master mover September 6, 2016

soft grape

The best and worst food.
Can be gently manually massaged down the throat when people don't feel up to eating.
Can be peeled by obedient lizards
T-Cliff's favourite food, and muse for her art

Flick: I just can't handle eating today
Taylor: Come here, I'll feed you a soft grape

by ffrroossttyy November 14, 2016

soft open relationship

when a couple are in an open relationship, but one of the couple is the more active participant in sexual activity, or is the only person sexually active with other ppl

That is Bill and Mary, they are in a Soft Open Relationship. He mostly does all the sexual activity, but she watches, and sometimes joins in on the sex

by davidgarcia February 10, 2018

Soft

Soft is the real name for Kim jungwoo, a member of south-korean boygroup NCT

jungwoo invented the word 'soft' by being the word itself.

"Omg look at how soft that person is. Who is it?"

"oh that's jungwoo"

by Junguwu May 31, 2018

Soft bullie

A soft bullie is a person how's cute af but at the same time can roast your ass in 0.5 seconds without a stutter.

Person a: Omg, have you ever seen a video by Tom Harlock or Kurtis Conner? They're such soft bullies

Person b: what?

Person a: yeah, they're like these really cute beans but they always roast-murder someone

by camsxmysterio November 18, 2019