Swamp Rhino

A girl that's not just ugly or fat, but both.

"I surprised that swamp rhino didn't eat you."
"Yeah, she is ok if a swamp rhino is what gets you off."

by advocates diaboli March 17, 2017

Swamp ass

A person who suffers from sweating form the buttocks due to playing a video game form 4am till 10pm

Damn Zay when you stood up all i saw was swamp ass from your bean bag and your ass.

by Avery Married September 22, 2020

swamp aids

In ARK Survival evolved, Swamp Aids is a permanent disease that plagues the island and all its habitants. If you come into contact with another player with swamp aids. Please keep at least 2 or 3 foundations apart as they carry the viral disease and you don’t want that shit. It lowers all your stats significantly and makes the game impossible to play on official. Swamp aids has been harnessed before to be used in chemical warfare by infecting dodos and throwing them over base walls to infect everyone inside. The only cure for swamp aids is a lesser poison antidote. Otherwise you’ll have to make a new character to be rid of the aids. Dying doesn’t work either.

Tribe chat: Guys why am I coughing, have green buzzing flies around my head, and my stats low?
Tribe Admin: You prolly have swamp aids
“You have been kicked from the tribe”

by Plushly November 28, 2020

Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.

After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.

by ross_perot September 14, 2010

Swamp fingers

When u been fingering a girl so long that ur fingers go wrinkly. Like when ur in the bath to long

Boy: I was at Jenny's house last night got mad swamp fingers

by Suck my nan July 24, 2017

Drain the Swamp

The act of taking a shit in a shower and observing your fecal matter mix with the water to form a sludge around your feet, before being sucked down the drain.

Ah girl, I just really had to shit while I was showering and couldn't wait, hope you don't mind I had to drain the swamp!

by ConstipatedCloaca April 10, 2021

Swamp dwellers

a term for ugly swamp dwelling monkeys in the deep swamps of Louisiana

there are swamp dwellers in that restaurant over there.

by Swamp dwellers September 1, 2021