The Switch

This is when Joe Jacobs plans to switch from the Marcantels to the Wetherbeas in a swift manner. Procreating with each of these fine Lumen Christi's. Althoguh this is dreamt about, the only man to pull this off is the one and only Carl A. Gerstacker of Albion College. The man, the myth, the legend. "I was drunk"

"I pulled the switcharoo"

by Switcher February 24, 2009

Swaggle Switch

The male reproductive organ, which when in the on position, causes you to be over-confident.

Jessica: Oh he must be a gangster

John: No he's just got his Swaggle switch on. Because, he saw you.

by J-six April 27, 2009

Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.

Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.

by veelooo September 2, 2009

synchronized stitch

Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.

Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!

by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

Team Switcher

A person of romantic interest who treats you so badly, you want to change your sexual orientation

I don't know why you won't dump your girlfriend, she's a team switcher.

by CharlieFoxtrot November 22, 2009

Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010

Rainbow Switcher

A person that claims he is in either the crips or the bloods but is seen wearing the gang color of the gang they claim to be rivals of.
Basically a hypocrite in the gang world.

When Snoop Dogg wore a red bandana on the Kid Cudi music video "That Tree" even though he claims to be an ex crip.
Yo Dogg you a rainbow switcher

by joeeee john November 11, 2010