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Sloppy Bun 

When a man ejaculates between your butt cheeks and slaps them together like a wind up monkey playing the cymbals.
And she wouldn't let me cum inside her, so I flipped her over and gave her some sloppy buns.
Sloppy Bun by chayjay December 7, 2013

sloppy toaster 

When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
sloppy toaster by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013

sloppy pizza

I just couldnt man she had a sloppy pizza
sloppy pizza by M95 March 21, 2014

Sloppy Johotty 

An man of a mature age, (older than middle aged) who is known to be sexually active or have ejaculative problems causing them to ejaculate in their pants.

From the subberbs off the city of Sunderland, England
Hew look at that sloppy Johotty! Dirty Bast**d!
Sloppy Johotty by NorthernTalk June 29, 2014

sloppy southern 

A particularly wet and spur of the moment blow job. Much spit is a must, some bile and phlegm may be used/ result from the deep penetration this particular service requires.
"This girl from the bar went down on me so hard and wet it was a total sloppy southern DUDE!"
sloppy southern by dicksweat July 3, 2014

Sloppy Joe

The act of giving a girl anal and the orgasm is so powerful it makes you throw up all over her in the middle of ejaculation. The mix semen and vomit gives the consistency of a sloppy joe
1. Bro! Last night was so wild! Jenny let me put in her butt for the first time and it was so good that I wound up giving her sloppy joe!

2. Anal is the bomb! I almost broke my back 'cause I nutted so hard! The sloppy joe made it ten times better since we could both enjoy my orgasm!
Sloppy Joe by Gregluanus September 27, 2014