Shakespeare

the person who writes the most BORING shit

"I have to read a Shakespeare book, he's so boring!"

by MagicShinx February 19, 2025

Shakes

means "bent stylistic"

Shake-speare bent stylistic norms to his own ends.

"the sky is currently weird and, i was shakes so much but, i taken the thing as it was coming even if it was not always easy psychologically so the fact is, don,t forget to assume the changes as they comes"

by Veronica In Hell September 12, 2025

Shame Sauce

The shameful additional sauce that you add to a sandwich underneath the contents of the sandwich due to the top contents sticking to the top bun.

“I didn’t put enough (insert sauce type here), time to add the shame sauce.”

by Shameful Mustard October 22, 2025

e-shame

E-shame is the feeling you have when you know you just cybered with someone you are like..98% sure is a man and/or the ugliest bitch ever, coupled with the fact that you enjoyed it and will be back for more later tonight.

As Roberto cleaned the last from between his fingers and discarded the used napkin from McDonalds, his e-shame swelled and his head reeled. 'Why does she always call me buddy?' he wondered..

*bleroop* 'Feelin good now?' came the next IM
*bleroop* 'all cleaned up hopefully'
*bleraap* 'you know it' he pinged back'
*bleroop* 'so you gonna b bak ltr?'

he paused..wtf..e-shame was ruining his afterglow

*bleraap* 'you know it girlfriend'
*bleroop* ';-P sweet. l8r buddy'

he leaned back in his chair and breathed out, 'goddamnit..'

by gravitybomb May 16, 2008

Luxury Shame

The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.

"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."

by Jezebel's Baby December 16, 2008

speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.

Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.

by JudeMer April 28, 2009

forty shades of fire

someone super pissed. releases from all orifices of he body.

did you see him when was trippin'? he came out like forty shades of fire!

by mc_squared December 2, 2009