by knux. November 12, 2020
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by Anda-Man and Pablo Nicobar March 03, 2023
Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.
by Iceclecreame April 08, 2019
When a person is tailing you very close while you are in your car and you get rustled. However you are such a BAMF that you slow right the fuck down and try to get the guy/girl to pass you (hopefully in the oncoming lane). Then when you see them turn to try and pass you, you hit the gas and drive faster than the person. If they tried to pass you in an oncoming lane, you slow the fuck down so they can't get back into lane, forcing them to come to a complete stop.
(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)
(Inspired by Shake n' Bake from Ricky Bobby)
by Shake n' Flake May 02, 2014
Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
What do you want on your pizza?
We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?
No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?
No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.
by rrearleii July 31, 2019