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by KRob April 20, 2019
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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
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second-cousin-5X-removed

Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).
My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
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Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.
Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."
by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024
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Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.
by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014
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step-second-cousin

1- Stepgrandpibling's grandchild.
2- Grandpibling's stepgrandchild.
3- Step-2C.
My step-second-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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second great-cousin-pibling

Grandparent's second cousin.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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