Ja Rule

Rapper who took his name from the legendary phrase Jamaican judge Dareamahn Gareen used when asking for the jury’s verdict, witnessed while working as a bailiff for the court...all while not living anywhere near Jamaica.

GAREEN: has the jury reached a verdict?
JURY: yeah, mon .
-pause-
GAREEN: JA RULE!
JURY: Guilty, Mon.
GAREEN: (to young Ja): What charge is he guilty of?
YOUNG JA: IT’S MURRRRDER...
GAREEN: I only have one good ear, Mon. Don’t be mumblin. HOLLA! Holla!

by Seewhatwhathappenedwas July 2, 2019

Neighbor Rule

The rule prohibits you and your family from any relationship with your neighbors beyond “hello” and “goodbye.”

Timothy broke the neighbor rule by agreeing to have a beer with his next door neighbor. Timothy then found himself becoming close friends with the neighbor. Timothy then had a falling out with his neighbor and he stopped feeling comfortable around his home. Timothy, you dumbfuck, you broke the neighbor rule. Now you want to sell your house and move far away from your drunk asshole neighbor.

by Boom Ya Gone July 28, 2019

Rule #1

Rocket League term for when two cars ride up against each other nose to nose and become interlocked in a stalemate. Those who break rule #1 are shamed for life and are thus considered menaces to society.

Squidman524: “I can’t help you out, I have to follow rule #1.“

Pezfactory32: “If you break that I’m forfeiting bro!”

“What a save!”

Squidman524: “Fuck!”

by Shoodipie December 10, 2019

Golden rule

Treat people like shit, that way they treat you like shit. Don't expect them to treat you like shit though, some people try to be friendly to try and get you to be friendly to them.

An asshole's golden rule is not the same as a friendly person's golden rule.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

The Kate Rule

The Kate Rule states that when a male is acting like an asshole he shall be called by a female name, which is chosen by the person who calls upon the rule, and can be supported by other individuals.
A person shall be called by his name again when the amount of people supporting him is more than the amount supporting the accuser.

I hereby call upon the Kate Rule to condemn Gary, he shall be called Lisa from this moment on, do I have the people's support?

by DirectorSacha May 24, 2018

rules of the road

Road head, sucking dick for a ride

Hey girl, do you know the rules of the road.

by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017

Daylight Rule

This applies on school grounds. It is a rule that no sensual touching, or even a simple hug cannot be performed between students or teachers.

It's really stupid but allow it.

*two students caught hugging and making out*
teacher: that's it! Detention for breaking the Daylight Rule

by a.K..a January 2, 2018