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Robert is a very handsome black boy with dreads a sleeve tat and he also talking to this girl that names starts with a t but ends with an only 5 letters and her name a very prefect match💝.
I ove Robert he’s so handsome .
by LIA”S slangs September 5, 2023
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Robert William Thompson

robert william thompson is the creator of the tire and is known for this because he is a FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by manuele October 9, 2023
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robert construction

The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
by Foxy Wild December 9, 2020
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Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022
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robert

Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him
by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018
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Robert Mugabe

When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
Oi lads want to bring this bird back for a "bukakke", what? a Robert Mugabe? Yeah!
by flakeonly November 19, 2023
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Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.
Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
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