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Chocolate Cock Ring

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.
by Svejk the honourable June 14, 2016
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I got the ring

When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ
“Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?

“I GOT THE RING
by GVAPO March 18, 2019
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Arkansas promise ring

She was genuinely surprised when she was tagged in her Arkansas Promise Ring!
by Proctologist of Death January 14, 2017
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Binners/chefs ring

Binners ring or chefs ring is the term given to a bum hole that has been subject to hours of intense heat and friction associated with the work activity’s of bin men or chefs. A tacky hoop that has become itchy and chaffed through the day.
Christopher had developed a chronic case of Binners/chefs ring during his shift today. His piece was so sore and itch that he had to apply a dusting of talc to provide relief.

A paste has now formed....

Andy has been running around behind the bin truck all day, emptying bins as fast as he can so he can leave work early. The consequence of running in hi-vis pants all day .... a tacky hoop and ultimately a fatal dose of binners ring
by Ste the von September 13, 2019
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golden ring wash

when instead of wiping your ass after you shit, you just bend your soft cock back and piss it clean
steve walks into motel room with old southern motel owner
old skinny southern guy in overalls- this is the room, only 30 bucks for the night
steve- not bad but theres no toilet paper
old skinny southern guy- not a problem
steve- so youll get more
old skinny southern guy- no need for all that city witchery, just giv er a good ol golden ring wash
steve- wtf is that? when you piss the shit off your ass?
old skinny southern guy- yep
steve- o.. thats actualy a good idea and helps protect the ozone
by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013
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PlayDoh Fudge Ring

The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.
Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!

...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!

......................I haven't been layed in two years :(
by Zaney Swizzle April 15, 2010
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sofos perma ring

when u call sofos from 6 diffferent electrical mobile devices to persue neurotransmitter chemicals known as catecholamines are released causing you to experience a burst of energy lasting up to several minutes. This burst of energy is behind the common angry desire to take immediate protective action. after that u call him death threats and bitchless cause darius has more female interaction
bro i was sofos perma ringing this kid and he satrted crying as if he say a riginos ranked carrier
by dsdqfWGwgvb April 19, 2022
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