Single man's ring

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

Lord of the Rings lie-in

When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).

It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.

'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'

by bisonman May 27, 2015

Spicy cheese ring

When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.

Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.

by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023

Russian wedding ring

A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.

Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan

by GreyTheHuman March 7, 2020

beijing ring sting

A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...

Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?

Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!

by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

Caveman Cock Ring

You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.

Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring

by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021

Water Bottle Ring

When someone gives you the ring of a water bottle,you have to marry them.

Person 1:Hey look what I have *takes out water bottle ring*Here!*gives person 2 the ring*You now have to marry me!
Person 2:I- Ok then-

by Ezla July 2, 2021