Rivers

Big giant pp and balls

Rivers has big pp and testicals

by Brian7568734 July 12, 2022

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

River

The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.

That boy wack asl, he must be a River

by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022

River Roach

Derogatory word. Racial slur used to describe Latinos who swim across the Rio Grande as illegal immigrants. Synonym: wetback.

That illegal mexican is a River roach.

by CaliCass August 5, 2022

river ocean

It is the river over there >>>>>.

The river ocean is east.

by ......_ June 9, 2022

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

milk river

It sounds like a pervert sexual act but it's really just a river in Montana

Wanna fish the milk river?

by T_Cain June 14, 2022