A ring that a single person, usually a girl, wears on her left ring finger to simulate being engaged in order to prevent being hit on or to stave off general unwanted attention.
Guy: Hey, are you seeing someone?
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
Girl: **Obviously disinterested, shows faux-gagement ring** Yea, I am. Sorry.
Guy: Oh, never mind then.
by 327 Nubian November 22, 2011
Get the faux-gagement ringmug. A set of brass knuckles.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023
Get the Irish wedding ringmug. The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
Get the Single man's ringmug. The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018
Get the onion flavored ringsmug. When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.
Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.
by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023
Get the Spicy cheese ringmug. Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019
Get the beijing ring stingmug. You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
by JackSexyBitxh June 14, 2021
Get the Caveman Cock Ringmug.