pootang

when a woman gets poo on her vagina

kade: "yoo she got a real pootang on that fanny g"

by @leighton.exe June 22, 2021

Pootfest

Pootfest is the holiday for were we worship poot lovato. She has been hidden for too long. Pootfest will run from October 1st to October 31st

Are you girls ready fir Pootfest I heard she might even come

by pope #3 June 27, 2021

pootopia

the united states after Poot Lavato becomes president and Pitbull is the the vice president. we have Poot holidays every year to celebrate Poot escaping Demi’s basement. during the holidays, we have pootlymics to celebrate our glorious poot. December is national Poot month. In pootopia the trees are only truffula trees.

We live in Pootopia! Pootopia is amazing and full of peace and love 💕

by pootlover69 June 29, 2021

pootoes31

a very cool person that is nice and very beautiful and amazing

“omg who is that”
“that’s natalie\pootoes31”
“wow they are so pretty and cool i want to be friends with them let’s go talk to her”

by coolpersonisme June 29, 2021

Poots

Meaning something stupid or dumb

DAD:Oh shit I dropped grandmas ashes

Me:poots

by Skark boy aka unknown July 18, 2021

Pooterhole

A burning or otherwise chaffed butt hole.

OOWWW my Pooterhole!

by question able August 8, 2021

Pooting

Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.

Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.

“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”

“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”

by SirDingleberry August 23, 2021