Piss Break

When you take a break specifically to urinate

Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)

by DoggyDoofus December 16, 2019

Piss Role

A piss role is someone who is very dumb on AUT server that having extreme chance to break a rule.

"What a fucking Piss Role that guy is, look at those copypasta."

by A Universal Active December 15, 2022

Piss Latency

The time taken to begin urinating after one approaches the urinal. The time between your urine leaving your body and when you take stance with your penis exposed in known as your "Pee-Ping(ms)" (Less is better). Piss latency is typically higher when others are around (like in public restrooms) and especially after fornication.

My piss latency was higher than normal today, probably because I get nervous in public restrooms.

by Master Yolo McSwaglington May 1, 2014

monkey-pissed

adjective: Angry

When a person is pushed past the point of extreme anger - because nothing in the world is working as it should - to the point where all the person can do is hop around, yell, urinate on the floor, and throw feces.

Vernon: Hey man, what's up?

Matt: Work is sucking the soul out of me, my computer just got the blue screen of death, the stock market crashed again, and I just bit my tongue. My blueberry yogurt in the fridge is the only good thing in my life.

Vernon: Natalie just ate it.

Matt: I'm so monkey-pissed right now.

by Mattydreads1 May 6, 2010

Piss Mist

The mist of piss that may result from pissing in the wind or throwing a cup of pi

I pissed in a Dunkin' Donuts coffee cup in the Hannaford parking lot and went to throw the piss out the wind blew some of the piss mist back in my face.

by MatadorMaine April 3, 2023

pissed to the gills

Very drunk. In British slang, "pissed" means drunk (not angry, like in the US), so pissed to the gills is like being so drunk, you're SWIMMING (hence, the GILLS) in alcohol.

Last night I went down the pub and got pissed to the gills!

by CBizkit April 29, 2013

brown piss

the most uncomfortable type of piss which occurs when one does not hydrate enough

broh i just had the worst brown piss broh

by peemantis March 11, 2020