Champagne Piss

When your dog is in the park and his teeth start to chatter because he just had a great gulping slurp of another dogs champagne piss and is unequivocally higher quality than regular park piss.

Martha: Hello there Terry, oh what's up with Rover? Is he cold? His teeth seem to be chattering horribly.
Terry: Oh nah luv, he's just gone and had himself a sampling sip of Champagne Piss ain't he.
Martha: By gosh.

by DogParkSampler July 8, 2019

piss sandwitches

when u cba to make food so u put piss inbetween sum bread

emma: MARII WTF ARE YOU MAKING
marii: piss sandwitches. reminds me of when you kept PISSING ON THE FLOOR

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

space piss

when your peeing and it goes upwards, splashing on you like some harry potter shit.

Bill: Hey, why does my pee go upwards?
Doctor: space piss.

by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019

Piss Break

When you take a break specifically to urinate

Dude : Piss break!
(Proceeds to the toilet and urinates)

by DoggyDoofus December 16, 2019

Piss target

The small flecks of shit left by someone else that stick on the bowl that must be pissed on to try and remove

I unleashed my whole bladder on this sucker but couldn’t get rid of that piss target

by Kavorks December 27, 2019