penis protestor

Someone striving to rid the world of penis.

A lesbian or a very straight man, who feels no need for a penis. (In the man's case none other than their own)

by Anal Fury Master May 25, 2005

Penis man10

The most legendary hacker/ gamer that ever lived he took on every competive fighting game player at once and didn't even break a sweat that man is awesome

OMG LOOK AT Penis man10 GO HE HIS WINNING

by Sans car April 15, 2020

eshrekt penis

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection

Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool

by Big Daddy shrek May 29, 2018

Penis Crush

When someone has a crush on a guy's penis. The person most likely only likes the guy because of his penis size or what he can do in the bedroom. Although, a penis crush can turn into something more.

I have a major penis crush on Brett.

I dont really like Tom, I just have a penis crush on him.

by simmadana February 28, 2011

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019

Particle Penis

A Young Man named Sebastian Stauffer is said to have the world's only "Particle Penis* the smallest penis known to man.

Damn that boy got a particle penis, Rip

by Dwhit6 April 24, 2019

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017