Beach

If you don't wanto to be censored by saying "bitch" try this!

YOU BEACH! WHY WOULD YOU SHEAT ON MY MATTRESS!?

by Berial February 16, 2024

Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella

What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!

by imalwaysdown January 1, 2011

Beach Fart

When you’ve eaten nothing but seafood and shoot sand from your crack.

“I feel something brewing, must be a wicked case of the beach farts.”

by Fart The Ripper November 11, 2025

brain beach

when someone is thinking up a fantasy in their head

When your mother nags at you to do something and asks the trick question, " Are you hearing me clearly?" You reply, "Oh what? Sorry. I was at my brain beach."

by McWritah July 26, 2015

beach pancake

A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well

Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there

by IheartGayButtSex June 1, 2018

The Beach (Mental Illness)

The concept of a "beach" is a human perception constructed from sensory input, blending sand, water, and various elements into a mental experience. In reality, there is no universal or intrinsic existence of a beach; it is a mental abstraction shaped by individual interpretations of coastal environments.

I have been diagnosed with The Beach (Mental Illness). I have episodes where I believe there is a beach. In reality, there is no such thing.

by FLCOnTop January 3, 2024

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020