nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

Dollar Tree Addict

Somebody that has a severe obsession with Dollar Tree and refuses to by anything else at other stores.

Alex is your grandma a Dollar Tree Addict LOL!
Jake you're such a Dollar Tree Addict.

by ASS this December 4, 2020

How to climb a tree

A video made by Tipsy Duck that involves the death of Kim and the perpetrators, Tim and Jim

You ever watched How to climb a tree?

by Ripedskull360 December 13, 2019

dodge tree trunk

Big, Girthy, veiny cock possessed by one who drives a dodge.

That guy there has a dodge tree trunk

by Dodge tree trunk October 16, 2021

Dirty Christmas Tree

When you and your boys all bukake this one chick and the dried cum is like Christmas snow that she wears at her Christmas dinner party

Thad: Yo Chad, wanna come over we’re have a dirty Christmas tree
Chad: no way, is it going to be with Tina? I heard she got Christmas treed last year
Thad: ya bro make sure you drink lots of water, we need you cumming buckets bro

by TheChristmasElf420 November 14, 2020

yellow palm tree

When you piss whilst getting a blowjob.

"Dude what the fuck?! Did you just yellow palm tree me??"

by Execius August 28, 2019

Tree New Bee

In Chinese，someone who likes boast ，we called him Tree New Bee.

He likes Tree New Bee.

by Alberoyang July 30, 2018