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ninja cream

When you sneak up behind someone and cream in them before they know you were there
Damn, I was minding my own business when I look down a realize I had been ninja creamed! The nerve on that guy.
by xjax1 January 15, 2018
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ninja looter

Ozzy rolls 99
Slowbo rolls 100
Hem rolls 90
Asmon rolls 1
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Twitch chat:

- ninja !!
- Yoink
- ninja looter
by Ion Hazzikostas November 30, 2019
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Cat ninja

It has been said that long, long ago, a young boy who was but only 9 years old, witness the gruesome and brutal murder of his beloved parents by the " Hell Hounds" an international street gang/mafia/bad guys...poor little boy found himself wondering on the lonely and terrifying streets.

When something....

Something unbelievable happened !!

A big black cat with a ninja mask and a scratch on it's left eye with gray spiky hair has taken that boy and desided to raise him like one of its own.

9 years have past since then...the young boy has finally become a man and has been taught and trained by the black cat which at the end made the boy become the first ever Cat Ninja, after that, the cat ninja swore that he will find the Hell Hounds and kill every last one of them.

...and so he did
Bad guy: Give me your money, jewelry and BBQ !

Civilian: Never ! because i've just called Cat Ninja :)

Bad guy: OOOHH FISH BALLS !!!
by DannyRanDazzle September 23, 2011
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ninja spew

the act of spewing very quickly and without people noticing usually while drinking.
dude i didnt make the toilet so i ninja spewed in that pot plant.
by SydGuy86 September 24, 2008
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Ninja runner

Most often used in the running community, it describes a person who likes to run while wearing all black.
The ninja runner darted across the dark road, barely escaping certain death from an oncoming tractor trailer.
by The Logophile May 4, 2010
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ninja sauce

Ranch dressing, or a slight derivative thereof so named for its variety of food combination possibilites.
"Why are you using ketchup with those fries? Here, try some of my ninja sauce."
by SemperLieSuckah@gmail.com October 9, 2006
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ninja of the night

go to narutochuunin.com, go to multimeadia and download Ninja of the NIght AMV. tis some funny ass shit man. Naruto RAWCKS! and i am no Narutard!
"In the confusion of a smoke bomb i can remove your bra and you wouldnt even notice. i can jump roof. to roof. and get my friends free cable, its bad ass. i used my chinese star to pick the locks and steal your car. ROCK AND ROLE!"
by jo mama October 3, 2004
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