muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!

Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?

by beemoody September 5, 2016

murderdom

Killing someone for a cause to end all the horrible suffering throughout a community, region or the world. Particularly murderdom is done on tyrants and bigots who abuse power.

Me: We have to commit murderdom on Donald Trump in order to save the world from total annihilation. He is an evil ruthless dictator that will stop at nothing to destroy the world.

by superbipolar420 August 12, 2016

muddy leaves

When boobs sag so much they might as well be touching the ground.

Bro 1: Bro look at those muddy leaves!
Bro 2: I know bro they're disgusting!

by School Shooter Supereme August 9, 2016

Murder Fist

When you can punch so hard you can send someone to the hospital or the grave.

Joe: "You need to keep your pimp hand strong. Bitch slap that woman!"
Ed: "Bitch slap?! I'll murder fist her!"

by JiggleBaby501 June 15, 2016

muddy gems

Filthy testicles

If you expect to get any tonight you'd best clean those muddy gems.

by 100010001 June 10, 2016

muddy gems

Dirty testicles or smelly balls.

That old man had quite a filthy set of muddy gems. She said he needs to clean his balls before they play.

by 100010001 June 1, 2016

Muddy Tug of War

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."

"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"

"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"

by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016