minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

MINECRAFTEUR2000

Some French kid named Clem who plays Roblox all day, talks way too much on Discord, and hates ketchup. He might also be a furry.

MINECRAFTEUR2000 wears a maid outfit on Roblox.

by wrassi July 30, 2024

minecraft

a sandbox game that was made in 2009

Minecraft/Block game

by lewis024 September 10, 2023

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.

'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth

by anonymous September 25, 2023

Minecraft

Minecraft is a fun game online game

I play Minecraft today while eating lunch

by mor73 September 27, 2023

Minecraft Enchanting Table

The language beyond mortal comprehension, a language preferred by gods.

Person 1: ʖᒷ⍑𝙹ꖎ↸, ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ!
Person 2: Bro your speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

by Not_ezekieltem October 11, 2023