matts

Matts is a name originally used on boys with extraordinary large penises! If you're a girl and are searching for one of these Matts', you will notice a Matts by his unique, handsome look. But don't worry, a Matts takes what he gets as long as it has tits and a shaved pussy.

Girl: Wanna fuck?

Matts: WTF no? You're the biggest slut at our school!

Girl: Come on!

Matts: Well, alright then... A pussy is a pussy right?

The word Matts can be used similar to the word MILF:

Girl 1: WOW, what a damn hot and handsome guy!

Girl 2: DAAAAAMN, Matts-alert!!

Girl 1: What the hell is that massive thing in his pants?

Girl 2: Chill... That's his wiener!

Girl 1: Oh, he's a Matts?

Girl 2: Indeed, let's fuck him!

by Nazgul_ring October 8, 2018

matt simmons

matt simmons is a fictional character from criminal minds who is married to ali

matt simmons says mali forever

by graysgublr April 1, 2021

Matt

A mafia boss, he can only be spoken to as sir and boss

Hello Matt, are you the real mafia boss

by Hihejdndjdbxudb November 25, 2021

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

Matt

Matt fux

Yo matty fux

by Jjhawx November 22, 2021

Matte strong

Matte strong means to be tough and defying.

I'm built for this because I am matte strong

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022