She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.
by Anonymous December 3, 2002

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.
by Tory Burnett November 7, 2007

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it
by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

by mexxxican May 28, 2008

I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

All women are magical not just black women. Women should support each other. It shouldn't be one race of woman against another. We should all support each other. Women in general are oppressed.
by Allwomenaremagic December 8, 2019
