magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.

as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

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magic love potion

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

by Anonymous December 04, 2002

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riding the magic dragon

when you are high on weed/crack/meth/ecstacy/heroin

Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
Dragon: No.
Stoner: But you're the magic fucking dragon.
Dragon: I'm your wife.
Stoner: SHIELA?!?
Wife: My name is Barbara. Who the hell is Shiela?
Stoner: Oh cheat i was shieling with a fuck named chick.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
Stoner: I'm sorry, I'm ragdoning the dire magic.
Wife: What the fuck?!?
(Stoner lifts up a joint)
Wife: How many times have I told you NOT TO RIDE THE MAGIC DRAGON?!?
Stoner: Take me to Uranus!
(Wife calls Police)
Cop: Yeah?
Wife: My husband is riding the magic dragon.

by Tory Burnett October 21, 2007

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Magic Carpet Ride

the act of filling a toliet bowl with wads and wads on toliet paper before taking a smash....then release your terd on to a nest of toliest paper and exit the bathroom in a stealthly manner...only magic carpet ride people who deserve it

Oh my god did you see the bathroom! rodney left a magic carpet ride in thur it smells sooo rank

by Hot Mess man February 19, 2008

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