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foul and a miss

A light hearted phrase one utters in the tone of a snooker referee on the occasion of a particularly wholesome trouser cough.

Eg

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Example.

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
by Tito Watts November 21, 2021
mugGet the foul and a missmug.

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
mugGet the missing shitmug.

Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.
Miss Van-Zanten
by Syuzu September 12, 2019
mugGet the Miss Van-Zantenmug.

Miss Ana

Miss Ana is a slang name for anorexia, often used between those who struggle with it and won't be able to join in sharing a meal with others, or having one on their own.
Jen: "Hey Ryan. You wanna go grab a bite after work? Half the team will be there."
Ryan: " Hey Jen. I'm not gonna be able to join you all there. Miss Ana is in town, so I have to pass today. Thanks for your understanding."
Jen: "Of course, Ryan. I hope she town leaves soon. Let me know if you need anything."
by SnakeCake October 7, 2020
mugGet the Miss Anamug.

miss polus

by misspolusfan123 December 14, 2017
mugGet the miss polusmug.

Miss. Bush

A Karen like figure Inbitwen the age of 20-40 she most likely has a scatt and piss fetish. And likes to practice souding. She is very agreseve tords children and is totally not my 4th grade music teacher.
John: Hey she's such a miss. Bush.

Timothy: yea kinda wanna fuck her.
by JBJB69420 January 23, 2024
mugGet the Miss. Bushmug.

Miss Herriott

fr the Miss Herriott ate t wo plums
by miss herriot January 30, 2022
mugGet the Miss Herriottmug.

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