Skip to main content

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
mugGet the missing shit mug.

Miss deely

A teacher who is so strict and horrid and telling kids off for nothing and also is on drugs
Student1: who do we have next lesson
Student2: miss deely
Student1: ugh whyyy??
by Adback December 16, 2019
mugGet the Miss deely mug.

Miss mamalaid

A woman who is probably 64 years old and she has some serious problems saying to a 21 year old girl named Google Dictionary the word “NOIEIICEEE.”
Google Dictionary:I went to brilliant with ping pong head names hot wings

Miss mamalaid: NOIEIICEEE
by Mr Richard Shah clubhouse February 6, 2022
mugGet the Miss mamalaid mug.

Miss Worldwide

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.
Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!
by NjonjoGotovacOdMeksika January 6, 2022
mugGet the Miss Worldwide mug.

hit or miss

old tiktok meme that went viral that was used when the controversy of mia khalifa was. the song is called 'mia khalifa' and is available on streaming services such as spotify.
"Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"
by sweetbitchygirl November 8, 2022
mugGet the hit or miss mug.

Miss-hole

A woman's vagina, or any orifice on a female presenting person.
Hannah's miss-hole was itchy but she was embarrassed by the idea of scratching it on the crowded bus.
by Cletus Felix November 25, 2019
mugGet the Miss-hole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email