Minecrastinate

The act of procrastinating while doing it through Minecraft.

I didn't want to study for my finals, so I minecrastinated.

by OfficialXlous June 9, 2014

minekwaft

A nickname for the game "Minecraft", jokingly said aimed to insult fans of the game.

Ralph: Hey faggot, wanna play some minekwaft?
Jake: Shut up, Ralph. Have you even ever tried playing it?

by DolphinsDominate April 24, 2018

Manocraft

So this how to say minecraft weirdly.

Lets play manocraft, Yay lets play manocraft

by Lil_nightguard November 18, 2020

Golden Mineshaft

When you put your penis in a woman's ass and urinate.

Yeah, I gave her the golden mineshaft last night.

by Sucklemy Nutsackleton February 2, 2016

Make minecarts faster

"Make minecarts faster" is a catchphrase commonly said in camman18 shorts. It references the fact that minecarts take so much effort to set up but are basically useless as they are slower than even SPRINTING.

Literally every short by camman18: "Also make minecarts faster"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb February 27, 2023

mincraft

A retarded spelling of the video game "Minecraft" , commonly said by 7 year old gamers.

omg roblox suks mincraft is better it has blox

by PiersNivan May 14, 2017

MinecraftOnline

r/dankmemes but Minecraft. (Moderators)

person 1: goes on minecraftonline and breaks a single block owned by person 2 83737747 eternities ago

mod: banned banned banned

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh August 23, 2019