minge mincer

An overly eager and aggressive lesbian slut who seeks to practically devour or 'mince' vaginas or 'minges'. Can also be referred to as Clit Clapper, Flange Flanker, Cunt Coinin etc.

Your Mom
Your Grandmothers cunt clinger
Your fathers fuck tard
Your brothers complex
Aside from the above examples, YOUR MOTHER IS A "MINGE MINCER"

by Colm and Kako August 9, 2006

minglewank

To stand in the middle of a crowd of strangers on public transport whilst descreetly jerking off.

I had an excellent minglewank on the 0735 from the city centre.

by Pope Juicy July 18, 2005

Minghangs

Beefy droopy pussy that hangs and becomes really puss drenched and moldy and you have to clean it with a portable vacuum and shit in a cup, through your now disease ridden and rotting off anus.

Ex. Connor Chavez eats Minghangs for dessert in Bosnia, with his mom...Gayfag.

by Fartstompersexytown June 8, 2010

mingebag

A man that upon recieving a FREE £3 voucher from a reputable razor manufacturer then calls this company's customer care line to complain that his FREE voucher is not of high enough value.

Paul - "That's me sorted out, they're sending me a £10 voucher now"
Ian - "You're a right mingebag you!"

by Mr Chapman November 7, 2008

minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish

my bitch's minge smells like an oyster

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003

minge

(UK Slang)
It is used to describe a very ugly and unpleasant girly figure. Used to describe girls aging between 16-27. It is used as if you were expecting better from the subject in terms of beauty and performance.

-- Oh dude... totally... she's a minge... (thrown in a normal ‘bollocs chat’ with your work mates)

-- She's a fucking Minger! (Harassing)

-- U fuckin' minge. (said in a really bad manner with a dose of hate, maybe thrown in 'talking to yourself style' while trying to get on the tube in rush hour)

by xtrix June 6, 2006

Mingy

The person you love most in the world who gets slightly irritating at the slightest of things

A- I just like to play with babies all day and not do the washing up!
B-MINGY!!!!!!!

by rtothektothew August 24, 2009