Trigger milf

1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun

Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.

by rismfrosmgosm August 9, 2012

a milfberry

a milf or cougar whose vagina actually smells like your favorite berry..

dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?

dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.

dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.

dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

movember milf

A hot, older cougar, which partakes in Movember and has stopped shaving her mustache for this.

Look at that hot Movember MILF, I could caress her mustache all day.

"She's such a Movember MILF, I love that it tickles when I kiss her!"

by Milfyway November 15, 2013

boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli October 6, 2016

maria milf

Maria milf is an expression of a sexy person. The expression is from sweden.

Boy: Maria milf
Other boy: WHO!!!
Ooooh What a sexy one!

by Milfer69lover December 11, 2016

political milf

Sarah Palin, according to Russel Brand.

"Why not have a political milf turn up on my TV show" Russel Brand

by Maj Sab July 20, 2016

Wild mild

British slang for an erection

"Yoo Ryan you have a wild mild right now."

by LitenAlskare April 14, 2017