Mexican spaghetti

When a man cums in a woman's hair and wraps it around her face then peels it off after it dries and she eats it.

Bro, my girl tried some Mexican spaghetti last night and loved it!

by NW_Boarder July 5, 2019

Mexican wall

any promise made by someone that’s unnecessary and ridiculous, and would only be embraced by idiots

Ex. 1
Bert: “Did you hear that guitarist in the band last night announce that he was going to buy everyone in the world a new guitar?! Isn’t that awesome?!”

Tony: “Dude, that was totally a Mexican Wall. Don’t be an idiot.”

Ex. 2

Sarah: “If elected, I promise to build a shiny new space dome around the world to protect us from aliens!”

Pete: “Wow. There goes Sarah’s chance at being taken seriously. Only a moron wold believe that Mexican Wall.”

by Dark link November 3, 2017

mexican crockpot

Toilet inside a port-a-potty (Mexican space shuttle).

Alejandro is on the Mexican crockpot.

by surfdog May 28, 2016

Mexican Baseball

A weed smoking game in which you take a hit and hold it in your lungs until the piece is passed back to you. This game is often difficult, and very harsh on your lungs

That mexican baseball will kill your lungs

by Lord of Swagger November 29, 2012

Mexican Laundry

Doing your laundry in the kitchen sink rather then the dishwasher.

Steve: Ahh shit I spilled BBQ sauce on my shirt.

Joe: No worries just Mexican Laundry it in the sink with some dish soap.

by Nattys July 31, 2012

mexican cruise

when you and some brohans cant find anywhere to party so you drive around and get schwasted preferrably on some backroad perfect for cruisin.

yo broski not shits poppin tonite so lets hit up a mexican cruise on OJ.

by moemike March 6, 2011

Mexican flatscreen

The method of taking an oversized flatscreen T.V, and cutting a large sized hole in your wall(big enough to fit the T.V) and putting the T.V in the wall. Giving the apperance of a large flatscreen T.V.

Person 1: Dude do you remember that oversized flatscreen T.V in my garage.

Person 2: Ya.

Person 1: Just turned it into a Mexican flatscreen yesterday.

Person 2: ?

by steve gates2013 October 27, 2011