north lakeland

The place where "best friends" fuck each other's boyfriend or girlfriend... And too swift thinks they are "hard"

Person 1 - let's go to the northside (north Lakeland) and party with the too swift crew
Person 2 - not the northside and those wannabes

by Thatlakelandguy January 13, 2014

Frozen Lake Racing

A game involving at least two people in which you run across a semi-frozen lake/pond as fast as you can before the ice beneath you breaks and you fall in the water.

Friend: "Bro you wana go Frozen Lake Racing."
Other Friend: "Yeah man definitely, lets see who fall in first."
Friend: "I'm not gonna fall, I'm gonna beat you and make it to the other side
Third Friend: "Good luck with that. I'll record it all on my phone."

by Morgan the Man January 5, 2015

Bryan Laake

To be a total chick magnet. To have the highest content of fame and prosperity. To be in the highest group of popular people in school.

Mate 1: Bruh I’m such a Bryan Laake
Mate 2: bruh shut that shit up erbody know yo dumbass ain’t got hoes for shit

by thematteo318 April 10, 2019

Prior Lake

Kids with the worst sportsmanship and attitudes go here. Lots of them are spoiled and rude, they're okay at some sports. But everyone in the south metro hates them. A lot of them like to smack talk too even when they lose a lot in certain sports. Cockiest city.

Ugh! I would never want to be from Prior Lake because every other city hates them.

by onlyspeakfacts101 November 21, 2020

Toluca Lake

A neighborhood of Los Angeles— and, according to their Chamber of Commerce— also a bit of Burbank, California, located in the 818 area code, populated by lots of upper middle-class white people. It is nestled between North Hollywood, Studio City, Universal City, and (the rest of?) Burbank.

A useful stop in case your partner in organized crime accidentally shoots your mole in the face and you need to take the car to a friendly place ASAP, but you’re in the valley, where your boss doesn’t have any friendly places.

“I’m callin’ my partner in Toluca Lake.”
“Where’s Toluca Lake?”
“It’s just over the hill, over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie’s ass ain’t home, I don’t know what the fuck we gonna do, man, ’cause I ain’t got no other partners in 818.”

by Hogtrude Parker February 3, 2021

Dirty Laken

When she squirts and you catch it with your mouth and spit it back into hers.

Last night, I gave her a Dirty Laken.

by Dirty Laken June 24, 2021

Clam lake bar

A super gay liberal brewery/ coffeehouse. Employees are offended by their own constitutional rights, and scream at one another calling everyone white supremacists.

Mitch went to see his boyfriend and have coffee at the clam lake bar at 10pm.

by Whullerzpinknutz December 8, 2021