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mulaney's law

Mildly inconvenienced people, typically white, comparing relatively harmless, "insults," to the n-word. This is in relation to a quote by John Mulaney, which goes, "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of them, that's the worse word."
First, "ok boomer," was controversial, and now I can't say Karen? Mulaney's Law strikes again!
by some_rando_12 April 5, 2020
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Puggs Law

According to Puggs Law punching in the titties hurts.
by Neovo90 June 2, 2017
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Jobwin's Law

the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)
"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
OR
"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"

"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
by somethingelsefl August 2, 2012
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nathan's law

The tenancy to gain skill in a particular pursuit or passion, given time expended towards its completion.
Nathan doesn't observe Nathan's law, as he does not gain skill over time in PUBG.
by bill schuler June 18, 2018
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Kayla’s law

When you see something on the internet that reminds you of them because they are obsessed with it, so you have to show them.
I saw this funny meme and I had to share it with you because Kayla’s law
by izanagi420 December 26, 2020
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Maxime’s law

When you want to show somebody that something doesn’t work, it will automatically start working.
Look at this dumb PowerPoint program, it never works!”
*immediately starts working”

“That’s Maxime’s law at work”

Or “I’ve been stuck on this part for the last 2 hours and made absolutely no progress, it can’t be done! Look for yourself”
*Immediately successful once somebody looks at you*

“I hate when Maxime’s law happens”
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Frigg's law

Each and every week, without fail, so long as reddit exists, there will be a Star Wars related story on the front page.
Frequency of types of content on reddit front page.

11/2010: 23% self stories 15% politics 32% cats 31% omgstarwars

Frigg's law
by dsnchntd November 10, 2010
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