King of the Zoom

A game in which you work to be the last person standing in a zoom meeting. If everyone else leaves before you, congrats you're King (or queen) of the Zoom. AKA Zoom Chicken
Our team meeting was only scheduled for 30 minutes but a fierce battle for King of the zoom broke out and we were there for an hour and a half.
by hammer73time November 10, 2020
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Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!
Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again
by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023
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Crusader Kings

Boy oh boy, if you thought hoi4 was bad, well you ain't seen nothing yet. Crusader Kings, commonly shortened to CK, is a game with the first one being boring, the second one being good, and the third having some potential. The game, being set in the time period of 769-1453 in the case of Ck2, means that there's some weird stuff going on, including religious intolerance and forced marriage. Of course, you can also play as the victims of this, PROVIDED YOU HAVE THE RIGHT DLC! Yep, you need DLC to play as Muslims. Honestly, the games themselves are fine, but the problem is always the fanbase, some salty 13-year old fascist complaining about the removal of Deus Vult from Ck3. At this point, there are 2 kinds of Ck players, someone who just kinda wants to see a nice dynasty grow and do some medieval roleplay, and some actual racist, who probably breaks his computer every time his dynasty is inherited by a gay person or a woman. Anyway, the game is fine, just stay away from multiplayer, at all costs. Oh and the reddit has 0 context in the titles so much that the titles of the reddit posts got its own subreddit.
Person 1: "I like Crusader Kings."
Person 2: "oh cool, Deus Vult"
Person 1: "you have ten seconds to leave before I pulverise you."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware August 20, 2022
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King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.
I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas
by carlthelong December 02, 2022
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King Tay

This is a Royal individual who is loyal and solid. He is praised and loved by many and still hated by some. This person is known to be a supporter and care giver to all he comes in contact with. He is usually great at all that he does and is held to a very high standard. Not only is this person Royal but he also lives a Royal life style. He is also known by Your Royal highness and or God. When attracted to this person you must know he is spoiled and sometimes can be a big baby. He is known to love hard and to be very aggressive. This individual is known to have a lot of snakes and users around him that is using him for self gain.
King Tay is a great person
by King216216 August 14, 2017
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nofa king

Similar to sofa king, but with a negative connotation.
He had nofa king idea what was going to happen next.
by freaksho September 20, 2009
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Ling King

A person that will take any means to get out of absolutely any activity* over an extended period of time usually 6+ months

* ~ only when it suits the person of course
Ling King over here hasn't done a BFA in the decade
by king of ling June 08, 2015
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