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Kentucky kattle kick

Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.
Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.

Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.

Ryan: aw you got me.

Kyle: Fag
by Dick McPussy March 17, 2009
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Kick-in-da-face!!

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.
Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?
by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010
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Candy paint kicks

Candy paint kicks are some fresh brightly colored sneakers!
by Samwizzle October 24, 2007
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Kick A Blonde Day

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
"Get kicked you dirty albino prick"
Kick a blonde day
by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020
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drop kick compliment

When someone gives you what you think is a compliment but is really an insult.
Wow, I think my Mom just gave me a drop kick compliment yesterday. She tells me, "Out of all your siblings you are the prettiest, but your sister is the smartest".

I said, "Thanks, I think..."
by artsytexan April 19, 2011
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Kick a Kara Day

October 22 is national kick a kara day. If you know a kara, make sure to give them a hard kick!
Today is October 22nd, kick a kara day!
by ilovekarasherlock101 October 21, 2019
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kick President Bush

Blaming an undesirable outcome or poor work on a person who is no longer part of the project.
I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.
by jspost October 8, 2015
mugGet the kick President Bushmug.

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