Bruises on both shins, caused by fucking another man anally and performing a reach around. When the man getting penetrated reaches explosion, he kicks both legs back causing the bruising of the shins on the penetrator. People tend to say that these bruises happen during a soccer game, but thats not true they are just fags.
Ryan: hey man i was playing soccer and got some nasty bruises on my shins.
Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.
Ryan: aw you got me.
Kyle: Fag
Kyle: dude you dont play soccer someone did the kentucky kattle kick on you.
Ryan: aw you got me.
Kyle: Fag
by Dick McPussy March 17, 2009

In football, the art of tackling a certain awkward person with a large nose , then brutally smashing his face with a size 12 perfectly formed kick. This can be made easily by designing a play to set up the opportunity for a great kick.
Who the hell kick-in-da-face!! me?!?!?
by Speakman2619 August 24, 2010

by Samwizzle October 24, 2007

February 6th
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
The day where blondes will be attacked but gingers cant kick them cause gingers a gay too
by SexbombYup123 January 31, 2020

Wow, I think my Mom just gave me a drop kick compliment yesterday. She tells me, "Out of all your siblings you are the prettiest, but your sister is the smartest".
I said, "Thanks, I think..."
I said, "Thanks, I think..."
by artsytexan April 19, 2011

by ilovekarasherlock101 October 21, 2019

I don't mean to kick President Bush here, but that piece of code that Anthony wrote for our application was shit. I don't even care if he quit months ago.
by jspost October 8, 2015
