Jersey Crab Cake

the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.

Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.

by crabber292 December 9, 2021

Jersey

SHES VERY VERY INCEST. She’s a great friend and my best friend and only mine. OKAy yeah.
She’s an alpaca and I love her. She has blue eyes and blonde hair. She’s so pretty and HOTTT🥵

Jersey: I have something to tell you
Olivia: What?
Jersey: I’m secretly in love with Caleb

by bigdaddycamel April 30, 2019

Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.

"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"

by D73 December 26, 2007

Jersey

To ask someone for their phone number. But just like a sport’s jersey, you get their name and number.

Joe: “You look so good I just had to come ask if I can have your jersey?”

Jane: “What? I’m not wearing a jersey...”

Joe: “Nah, i mean your name and number. You know like a jersey.”

Jane: “ Ooh lol. That’s cute, okay. And I’m Jane by the way.”

by RipSquad August 14, 2020

New Jersey Bulldozer

When you getting your haircut from your barber and he shaves your hair line too far back.

Person 1-Hey dude what happend to your hair?

Person 2-My barber gave me a New Jersey Bulldozer because I diddnt tip him last time.

by Angrybarber16 December 13, 2017

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020

Jersey head but

Its when you head but a fellow family member or a enemy family member "Crime family" and say "forget about it"

*Joey walks up to Santino.*
*He would head but Santino.*
*Santino would fall in pain.*
"Joey:Jersey head but bitch

by tizzardo September 25, 2011