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by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025
Get the Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.mug. 
Jokes no longer exist. It's 2020 and everyone gets offended by the dumbest shit. I wish the world wasn't like this :c
Pedro Pony: I told her, that's not my dog that's my wife
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
Danny Dog: Bro did you just call your wife a bitch, that's so rude
Peppa pig: Yeah how could you say such a thing Pedro
Pedro Pony: jeez sorry guys it as just a joke
Rebecca rabbit: Pedro it's 2020 there is no such thing as jokes anymore
Pedro Pony: Oh yeah you are right. DAMN it what was I thinking
Rebecca Rabbit: Yeah next time just don't say the joke Pedro. Who knows what could happen you could get arrested
Office Brown Bear: Okay everyone on the ground I heard someone made a rude joke
Danny Dog: It was Pedro Pony
Officer Brown Bear: Alright Pedro, you're coming with me
Pedro Pony: No wait, please
Officer Brown Bear: You are being locked up for a long time
Pedro Pony: Nooo!
Rebecca Rabbit: I told you Pedro. DON'T MAKE JOKES
Officer Brown Bear: Yes Pedro, she is right
Pedro Pony: Waaaaa!
by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020
Get the Jokemug. A feeble attempt at humor by means of pointing out the obvious in a given situation. Not to be confused with "dad jokes", because Eric jokes are actually funny ☝️🤓
by AgentYuva June 16, 2024
Get the Eric jokemug. Dead Baby Joke:
Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?
Person 2: Dunno. What?
Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
Person 1: What's worse than finding two dead babies in a trash can?
Person 2: Dunno. What?
Person 1: Finding a dead baby in two trash cans.
by DigestedAlive June 11, 2021
Get the Dead Baby Jokemug. by MArcUs yusk faggot March 25, 2019
Get the fuschia jokemug. *Mariya pretends to stab you with a knife and laughs about it*
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
“Is that another Mariya Joke?…Hahaha😐”
by Theodore Raz February 3, 2024
Get the Mariya Jokemug.