zap bed

the government having devices inside your mattress to make you sick

The zap bed made the historical American feel queasy.

by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019

Side Eye Bed Pose

When someone (or your dog) is lying in bed, usually on their side, throwing a dramatic side eye — typically out of pettiness, judgment, fake sleep, or pure drama. Most often seen in memes, TikToks, or when you’re pretending to sleep but still watching the chaos unfold.

Synonyms:
Passive-aggressive rest, bedtime shade, horizontal judgment

Antonym:
Guten Morgan

“I wasn’t even mad, I just hit her with the side eye bed pose and rolled over.”
“Caught my man doing the side eye bed pose because I watched the show without him.”

by Aoxomoxoa317 August 6, 2025

Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time

Tatum needs to go to bed

by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021

bed chem

Having chemistry with some in bed / while having sex.

I'd bet we'd have good bed chem.
Me and Barry have good bed chem.

by Sabrina's_ LA Juno_Pose November 20, 2024

Bed

A bed is a magical place were you could go on ur phone, sleep, eat, and drink in.

Someone: what's your favorite place
Me: BED

by bts fan lol February 24, 2022

Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.

Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"

by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019

Shit the bed

When someone fucks up

When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"

by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017