My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021

When a guy comes inside a girl and despite cleaning and showering, later in the day you suddenly find your pants are wet from the extra cum coming out.
“I was on my way to work and then the second cumming happened and I had to work all day smelling like sex”
by ZoeCutie September 12, 2023

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.
Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
Gary:”Meow”
(Robert explodes)
by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

The defining moment in a relationship in which a person decides if there going to stay in the relationship. This includes work relationships in which a manager decides to keep that person on or throw them out. Even if that moment is only Physically a few seconds, in the brain it may last an eternity. That second impression can happen at any moment in life, while under great stress, while in great fear, or happiness.
2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.
2: The split second after Rejection or Affirmation. The impression we get from how a person handles rejection or congradulation. Do they jump for joy, weep in fear, low in drepression or disappointment, Scream in anger.
It was during Jill Second Impression that made her believe she could stay with john for the rest of her life and all eternity...
by Theamazinggeek July 17, 2018

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.
Triple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024

That's when.
Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023
