transcendental happiness

-the ability to alter your feelings or vibrations as well as someone elses from the mere fact of a transcendental viewpoint.
-happiness not depended on opposing forces or forms.

Hehad gained transcendental happiness.

by Brewster9 October 28, 2017

Happy Bottle

A plastic bottle, typically a Gatorade bottle, filled with said Gatorade or any other mixer and the alcohol available. Essentially empty enough of the original contents or pour enough to suite you and add the alcohol to the bottle, put the cap on and shake it. Very convenient and easy to hide/lie about.

We used to make Happy Bottles and bring them to school, be drunk by lunch.

by bitcheslovethed December 9, 2012

happy #ff

An absurd hash tag greeting on twitter meaning "Happy follow friday", used by twitter junkies to tweet to long lists of followers on Fridays, usually clogging up everyone else's twitter feeds with tweets of no substance.

Horny4u: Happy #FF
SherlockHolmes411: Dude, that's the 50th tweet I've gotten from you today.

by CJ Ragsdale September 13, 2013

Happy Hike

A proposition made to a person to give you head.

Stems from the person following your happy trail.

"Hey Babe, you wanna work out - why don't you take a happy hike?"

by SiriousLeeEva August 23, 2012

happy release

What usually happens after a man receives a erotic massage from a paid masseur or hooker.

When Ming Ling was finished massaging her "John" she gave his hard cock a few tugs to release the excess pressure built-up during the erotic experience. Then she handed him a paper towel to clean up his happy release.

by FLthongboy December 19, 2011

De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.

De happies not care on de alphobets.

by thequee June 28, 2011

Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 4, 2011