Human Fruit Ninja 

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)

I play human fruit Ninja all the time

Human Fruit Ninja by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022

Human Bottle Rocket 

Human Bottle Rocket

Step #1:
Person 1 places funnel in Person 2's mouth.

Step #2:
Person 1 then pours a gallon (1.75 L) of water down the funnel slowly.

Step #3
Person 2 lays down on the ground.

Step #4
Person 1 fits a falice speculum into the urethra of Person 2

Step #5
Person 1 pours melted wax into the gaping and waiting urethra of Person 2

Step #6
Person 1, then puts a wick into the melted wax making a candle.

Step #7
Person 1 lights the wick and waits for Person 2's urine to build pressure sufficient to forcefully eject the candle from his own urethra.

Step #8
Enjoy the light show

My ex lured me into trying a Human Bottle Rocket. Never again

Human Bottle Rocket by Jamscone May 14, 2022

HUMAN IS PÄIN 

a cycle describing our main emotion we feel as humans.

“Bro, if you think about it human is päin.”

HUMAN IS PÄIN by drecondones May 18, 2022

Human Boredom Syndrome 

When a human is so bored of doing something productive it is called 'Human Boredom Syndrome' (AKA HBS). People usually get so bored that they do something satisfying.

Human Boredom Syndrome (AKA HBS) is when a human is so bored they Spam "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" for the fun of it or move something back and forth/side to side for entertainment.

Human Boredom Syndrome by Xyann May 19, 2022

Human flamethrower

You fill a man's asshole with a tank of propane until the stomach expands. You then prepare a lighter at the asshole and push on the man's stomach causing a massive explosive stream of shit and fire.

Timmy thought it was a good idea to melt the ice on a lake with a human flamethrower.

Human flamethrower by LuciferKing666 May 21, 2022

human pup 

Someone who enjoys the kink of pet play; taking on the headspace of a puppy.

This is my boyfriend Miles he’s a human pup and goes by Apollo in headspace.

human pup by Theatre-tech1 June 27, 2022

Human Straw 

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.

Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw

Human Straw by Stranger that nobody cares for July 11, 2022